"Hey, it’s Uno — professional chewer, fetch champion, and destroyer of every toy that isn’t a KONG.

Let me tell you something: most toys last me about eight seconds. But the KONG Classic XXL? That thing is the undefeated heavyweight champion of my toy box. Dogs all over the world swear by it — and for good reason.

It’s made from ultra-durable natural red rubber with that wild, unpredictable bounce that keeps my brain busy and my paws moving. Chew it, chase it, lob it across the yard — this thing holds up. And when my human stuffs it with kibble or peanut butter? That’s when it becomes my absolute favorite object on Earth.

Here’s why I recommend it to every dog I meet:

• Keeps my brain engaged and my instincts satisfied

• Tough natural rubber built for real-deal chewers like me

• Bounces in crazy directions, which is half the fun

• Perfect for stuffing — kibble, peanut butter, treats, you name it

• Recommended by vets and trainers everywhere

• Safe, durable, and lasts longer than any other toy in the house

If you’ve got a bored dog, a smart dog, a high-energy dog, or a dog with a PhD in chewing (like yours truly), this is the toy you need.

Uno approved.

And I do not approve most toys."