"Hey, it’s Uno — the dog who somehow gets dirty even when I’m not doing anything.

Bath time isn’t exactly my favorite hobby, but when my human uses this Shampoo + Conditioner, I tolerate it… mostly because the results make me look like I just walked out of a professional groomer’s studio.

This stuff doesn’t just clean me — it leaves my coat soft, silky, and smooth without messing up the natural good bacteria on my skin. In other words: it gets me clean without stripping all the things my skin actually needs.

Here’s why I let them use it on me:

• It gently cleans and hydrates my skin and coat.

• It has avocado oil and omega-3s, so I come out shiny instead of frizzy.

• It’s packed with live topical probiotics that keep my skin calm and balanced.

• No parabens, no sulfates — just a clean formula that actually respects my fur.

• 97% natural and cruelty-free.

Directions from the human side of things:

Shake well, soak me down with warm water, lather from behind the ears to the tail, massage like the good dog I am, avoid my eyes, rinse well, and repeat if I’ve been… “busy.”

A few warnings:

Don’t use on open wounds. Don’t let me eat it. And yes, it’s safe with topical flea and tick treatments.

Every bottle you buy also feeds an animal in need, which makes this bath time routine worth it.

Uno approved.

I may hate the bath, but I love the aftermath."