"Hey, it’s Uno — your resident expert in stains, smells, and “I swear it wasn’t me.”

Look, life happens. Sometimes it’s the new puppy. Sometimes it’s the old dog. Sometimes it’s you spilling wine when I sprint past your legs. Either way, this stuff — the Super Strength Stain & Odor Destroyer — is the only thing in the house that can keep up with the chaos.

This isn’t a light cleaner. This is the big one. The one my human grabs with that “I can’t believe this just happened” face. And every time, it works.

Here’s what it handles without flinching:

• Urine

• Vomit

• Diarrhea

• Mud

• Grease

• Wine

• Mystery stains no one wants to talk about

Use it on carpets, furniture, clothes, bedding — whatever disaster zone I (or someone else) created. It lifts stains, wipes out odors at the molecular level, and leaves your place smelling like you actually clean around here.

What’s inside:

• Deionized water

• Biokore plant-based surfactant (translation: breaks up the nasty stuff)

• Mineral-based molecular deodorizer

• Light plant-based fragrance

  No harsh chemicals, no fake perfumes, no masking — it actually gets rid of the problem.

And for every bottle you buy, an animal in need gets a meal.

So you clean up the mess and do some good.

Uno approved.

Because trust me… you need the strong stuff."